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(1) I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
(2) Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.
(3) My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything. 😀
(4) Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
(5) The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats 😛
(6) I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
(7) You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it.
(8) 204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single.
(9) A really cool feature of the Nano they don’t tell you about is that even beggars ignore you at a traffic signal. Relaxing facility.
(10) All person b very careful when u step out today n tomorrow. They r looking out for bakra’s, Can’t afford to lose any of u 😀
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(11) Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
(12) Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.
(13) Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
(14) Don’t try to understand life, you wouldn’t come out alive
(15) Now you Can’t copy my Status
(16) When I was Born, #Devil said, ohhh shitt Competition
(17) My biggest concern is, How I’m gonna inform my Facebook Friends of My #Death
(18) 90% boys have gfs and rest 10% have working brain 😀
(19) People Have Become Really Naughty On Whatsapp. Even Married Women Have Put Their Status As ” Available “.
(20) Its Really Funny And Hilarious When Wife Thinks Shes Punishing Her Husband By Not Talking To Him For Days.
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(21) The brain is the perfect helper when you know how to use it
(22) Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time. So, If You Can’T Laugh At Yourself,Call Me….I’Ll Laugh At You.
(23) Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.
(24) Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
(25) I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?
(26) My Room Is Not Messy, It Is An Obstacle Course Designed To Keep Me Fit.
(27) I”M Going To Bed Really Means I’M Going To Lie In Bed And Go On My Phone.
(28) If Each Day Is A Gift, I Would Like To Know Where I Can Return Mondays.
(29) I Wish I Lived In A World Wher Mosquitoes Would Such Fat Instead Of Blood.
(30) God Made Every Person Different. He Got Tired By The Time He Got To China.
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(31) The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.
(32) My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything. 😀
(33) You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
(34) 3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet.
(35) Never laugh at your wife’s choices. ..you are one of them …
(36) I put my heart n soul into my work and lost my brain in d process
(37) I Graduated from the University of Selfies!
(38) when nothing seems right then go left.Hey there! I am not using whatsapp.
(39) I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father He said he wanted more proof.
(40) Remember, when she cancels a date she has to But when he cancels a date he has TWO.
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(41) I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
(42) Dogs have masters, cat have staff.
(43) WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
(44) I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
(45) Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
(46) I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
(47) I’m sorry I slapped you. It’s just you seemed like you weren’t going to stop talking and I panicked.
(48) Why do tests on animals if we have pedophiles in prison.
(49) Love is a long sweet dream & marriage is an alarm clock.
(50) Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
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(51) ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.
(52) Excuse me is your last name Gillette? because you are the best a man can get!
(53) Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.
(54) You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
(55) A day without sunshine is like, night.
(56) Easiest way to feel smart is sharing smart quotes.
(57) Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped.
(58) If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
(59) Don’t Live Your Life on Assumptions!! They are Best kept for Physics and Maths!!
(60) Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That’s why girls wear makeup and boys lie.
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(61) I have not failed, my success is just postponed for some time.
(62) With great power comes great electricity bill.
(63) Words cannot express how much I don’t care.
(64) All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
(65) I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt.
(66) If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.
(67) You didn’t notice that that I used a word twice in this sentence.
(68) I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.
(69) I Don’T Need A Hair Stylist, My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning.
(70) Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
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(71) Take Life, one cup at a time!
(72) Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
(73) Hi, I’m James. Let’s bond.
(74) We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
(75) The first five days after the weekend are always hard.
(76) Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
(77) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
(78) If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
(79) My fate line shows a long road with a lot of traffic jams!
(80) I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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(81) As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in schools.
(82) I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
(83) A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
(84) If couples who are in love are called love birds, then couples who always argue should be called angry birds.
(85) Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
(86) People say you cannot live without love, I think oxygen is more important.
(87) Take my advice — I’m not using it.
(88) Whenever I find key to success, someone changes the lock.
(89) Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
(90) I love my job only when I am on vacation.
English Funny Status
(91) Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
(92) You never know what you have until you clean your room.
(93) I am not single. I am in a long-term relationship with fun and freedom.
(94) We also read these funny pages in leisure time.
(95) If I’d shot you sooner, I’d be out of jail by now.
(96) If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
(97) I am so poor, I can’t even pay attention.
(98) I drink to forget I drink.
(99) Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(100) I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.